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Block UserFound this on a friends Blog! OH IT's Soooo funny and cute! LOL! I changed the last name though. Also this is from pagan parents who have a one year old baby. Thought I would share.
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I see myself getting this letter in my future - | May 22, '08 7:13 PM for everyone |
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I write this letter in concern of your son, Ryan Alexander. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although he is a straight A student and a very bright child, he has some strange habits that I feel we should address.
Every morning before class, he insists on walking around the classroom with his pencil held in the air. He says he is "drawing down the moon." I told him that Art Class is in an hour and to please refrain from then to do any drawing.
And speaking of Art Class, whenever he draws a night sky, he insists on drawling little circles around all the stars and people dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop him twice for taking off his clothes during a game of Ring Around the Rosey! By the way, what does the term "skyclad" mean?
Ryan has no problem with making friends. I always find him sitting outside during recess with his friends sitting around him in a circle. He likes to share his juice and cookies. It is nice how he wants no one to ever thirst or hunger. However, when I walked over to see what they were doing, he jumped up and told me to stop, pulled out a little plastic knife and started waving it in front of me. I thought this was a bit dangerous, so I took him to the Principal's Office. He explained to the Principal that he was "opening the Circle" to let me in. He also said that his Mommy and Daddy always told him not to play or run with an "athame" in his hand, that he could put someone's eye out. I don't know what an "athame" is, but I am glad that he keeps it at home.
As for stories, your son tends to make up some whoppers. Just yesterday while I was talking sternly to Tommy Johnson and shaking my finger at him, he started screaming and ran from the room. When I finally caught him, he told me that Ryan told him and the rest of the class that the last time I shook my finger at someone, they caught the chicken pox. I explained to him that the Sally Jones incident was just a coincidence, and that things like that don't really happen.
One of the strangest things that happened was when I asked the children to bring in Halloween decorations for the classroom. Ryan brought in salt, incense, and his family album. I see he has quite a sense of humor. One of Ryan's worst habits is that he is very argumentative. We were discussing what the Golden Rule was (Do Unto others as you would have them Do Unto You), he firmly disagreed with me and stated it was "Do As You Will, but Harm None" and he will not stop saying "So Mote It Be" after he reads aloud in class. I tried to correct him on these matters and he got very angry. He pointed his finger at me and mumbled something under his breath.
In closing, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I would like to set up a parent/teacher conference with you sometime next week to discuss these matters. I would like to see you sooner, but I have developed an irritating rash that I am quite worried about.
With Deep Concerns,
Mrs. Livingston
P.S. Blessed Be. I understand that this is a greeting or closing from your country that your son informs me is polite and correct.
